中了什麼毒幽默回覆
一、每次一到期末複習的時候，我就會發現別人的腦袋有的是印表機，有的是錄音機，有的是數碼相機，可是隻有我的腦袋好像就是九陽豆漿機。
Every time when the final review， I will find that others have a printer， a tape recorder， some digital camera， but only my head seems to be nine Yang soybean milk machine。
二、請記住了，親愛的，人家長得好看的才叫撒嬌，而長得醜的，只能叫撒野。
Please remember， dear， the parents have to look good is called sajiao， and ugly， can only be called sajiao。
三、經常聽說臉大的人脾氣一般都超好，因為臉大如果翻臉的話，真的好辛苦的。
Often heard that the face of the people temper is generally super good， because the face if the big face， really good hard。
四、不要老是說自己是個吃貨，其實那些長得好看的人才叫吃貨，而那些長得醜的只能算是飯桶。
Don‘t always say he is a foodie， in fact， those who are good-looking people called foodie， and those who are ugly can only be regarded as a git。
五、如果哪一天你們和男朋友吵架了，先不要著急去追究吵架的原因，而是要弄明白他怎麼突然就膽子肥了起來。
If you quarrel with your boyfriend one day， don’t try so hard to find out the reason for the quarrel， but to find out how he suddenly became brave。
六、如果你想出去旅行，我教你一個最簡單的辦法，沒有必要去看那些旅行攻略，你只要記住四個字就好：多帶點錢。
If you want to travel， I will teach you one of the easiest ways。 There is no need to read the travel guides。 Just remember four words： bring more money。
七、你在生活中有沒有被誰追著挽留，就是那種：回來吧，回來吧，六十就六十，虧本賣給你。
You are not in life who is chasing to retain， is that： come back， come back， sixty on sixty， sell to you at a loss。
八、從大學一畢業就出來工作，從曾經的一無所有，發展到現在的身無分文，再從身無分文拼搏到現在的負債累累。我想這就是我，不一樣的煙火，我就是我，我看到自己都冒火。
Graduated from the university on the job， from once nothing， development to now penniless， from penniless struggle to now heavily in debt。 I think this is me， different fireworks， I am me， I see my own fire。
九、有人加我，從來不跟我聊天，從來不給我點贊，也不來勾搭我，我就在想這些人是不是在找機會想要暗殺我。
Someone add me， never chat with me， never give me thumb up， also don‘t hook me up， I think these people are looking for an opportunity to assassinate me。
十、我的科三考了一次又一次都沒考過，最後教練終於忍不住了，默默地對我說道：你是不是怕考過了，沒錢買車啊！
My section three test again and again did not test， finally the coach finally could not bear， silently said to me： Are you afraid of the test， no money to buy a car！
十一、如果你沒事的話就多跟你身邊那些優秀的人聊聊天，看看自己和別人的差距有多大，我相信聊過之後，你就會徹底擊垮自己的自信心，然後你就可以安心地做一個廢物了。
If you have nothing to do with those excellent people around you to chat， see yourself and the gap between others how big， I believe that after chatting， you will completely beat their self-confidence， and then you can be at ease to do a waste。
十二、有時候，你過得好不好別人不一定知道，但是要是你哪天胖了，別人一下就知道了。
Sometimes， you have a good life others may not know， but if you which day fat， others will know。
十三、現在的情侶有什麼資格老是說白頭到老，明明有些人年紀輕輕的已經快禿了。
Now the couple has the qualification to always say the same old， obviously some people are young already nearly bald。
十四、假如有一天你覺得生活欺騙了你，那麼請你千萬不要悲傷，因為明天生活還會繼續欺騙你。
If one day you feel that life cheats you， then please do not be sad， because tomorrow life will continue to cheat you。
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