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可以逗笑你的皮句子,沙雕有趣,專治心情不好

作者:由 阡陌花落 發表于 文學日期:2022-10-09

不好也行隨便你怎麼回覆

讓我看看到底是誰總是在我背後說,我的愛情之路不順的,到底是誰說的,我今天非要把他找出來,然後義正言辭地告訴他:“飯可以亂吃,話不可以亂講,誰說我的愛情路不順的?我在愛情上根本就沒有路好嗎”?

Let me see who is the one who always says behind my back that my love is not going well。 I have to find him today and tell him in a righteous way, “You can eat in a disordered way, but you can‘t talk in a disordered way。 Who says my love is not going well? I have no way at all in love, ok?”

可以逗笑你的皮句子,沙雕有趣,專治心情不好

大寶貝,小寶貝們早上好,不好也行,反正隨便你,不過一定要記得吃早餐哦,早餐是一天中最重要的,如果不是我的寶貝那你就不要吃了,浪費糧食。

Good morning, big baby, little baby, whatever you want, but make sure to eat breakfast, breakfast is the most important thing in the day, if it is not my baby, you should not eat, waste food。

其實你大可不必對我冷暴力,在這段感情裡,我真的從來沒有想過要纏著你不放,畢竟我也是一個有自尊心的人,這是最後一次我主動聯絡你了,真的,最後一次,借我五塊錢。

In fact, you don’t have to be cold and violent to me。 In this relationship, I really never thought of pestering you, after all, I am also a self-respecting person。 This is the last time I have contacted you actively。

可以逗笑你的皮句子,沙雕有趣,專治心情不好

不要總是對我說什麼,你是一個好人,既然我這麼好,那你為什麼還要走?虛偽的人!

Don‘t always say to me, you are a good man, since I am so good, then why do you go? False people!

不要總是問我為什麼喜歡你,我最後再說一次,喜歡就是喜歡,就像小時候你媽要打你一樣,毫無道理!

Don’t always ask me why I like you, I say it for the last time, like is like, just like your mother to beat you when you were a child, there is no reason!

可以逗笑你的皮句子,沙雕有趣,專治心情不好

我剛才看了一下我們的聊天記錄,從昨天晚上,我給你發了一個訊息之後,你就再也沒有回覆了,直到今天你還不主動來找我,我其實特別納悶,你為什麼還不給我發訊息?難道是因為你突然發現自己不配嗎?

I have just checked our chat records。 Since last night, I sent you a message, you have not replied。 Until today, you have not taken the initiative to come to me。 Is it because you suddenly realize you don‘t deserve it?

你仇富嗎?那我告訴你一個小秘密,只要你我都不努力,那麼那些老闆就永遠都顧不上他們自己想要的生活(純屬娛樂,認真你就輸了)

Do you hate the rich? Let me tell you a little secret。 As long as you and I don’t work hard, those bosses will never care about the life they want for themselves。

可以逗笑你的皮句子,沙雕有趣,專治心情不好

那些精緻的女孩子答應我,不要便宜任何一個男孩子好嗎?就這樣我們自己孤獨終老難道不香嗎?

Will the fine girls promise me not to take any boy cheap? Wouldn‘t it be nice to die alone like this?

現在的社會現實告訴我們,做人必須要懂得謙讓,要多聽取別人對你的意見,然後你在心裡默默地記下來,那些對你有意見的,都是哪些人。

The current social reality tells us that a person must know how to be humble, to listen to others on your opinion, and then you silently write down, those who have opinions on you, are the people。

可以逗笑你的皮句子,沙雕有趣,專治心情不好

作為一名資深的舔狗,我想實事求是地告訴你們一個經驗,那就是就算我得不到她的人,我也要得到她的表情包,就是這麼有原則。

As a veteran dog licker, I want to tell you the truth that even if I don’t get her, I get her memes。 It‘s principled。

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